Mike Huckabee wants to Talk Iran,Talk Family Values, Talk of the Devil

Mike Huckabee is running yet again for President. As usual God will be on  his side, but yet hedging his bets by also backing other Stupidparty aspirants. Huckabee is keen to compare Obama with Hitler, attack Obama’s parenting and Beyonce’s Lyrics – so lets take this “Awful Monster” down -once and for all.
Patrick Andendall
As we will soon discover there is virtually nothing this fake Christian, this anti Christ will not do. We will start with his latest hellishly inflammatory and devilish turn.

Obama (Iran deal – negotiated by world powers) is evidently single handedly marching Israelis “To the Door of the Oven.” There are a few things very sick about this.

In the year 2015 Iran entered a long-term deal with p5+1 country on its nuclear program. As claimed by Iran its nuclear program was peaceful but the powerful countries of the world refuse to accept that. So to clear their doubts Iran agreed to allow the international inspector to investigate and limit its sensitive nuclear power activities. To know more about the deal click further information

First why Obama? Why not every other world leader involved in these negotiations. What about the people in Israel who disagree with  with Netanyahu. Numerous Israeli leaders have expressed horror at Netanyahu’s tactics. But we have barely touched on Huckabee’s satanic bile and hypocrisy- his contemptuous devaluation of Hitler’s “evil” by equating Hitler with a noble peace prize winner.


What is really sick about this modern day Beelzebub’s accusation is that the Nobel prize winner was simply following the precise advice of the Prince of Darkness himself—for this is what Huckabee the Deceiver said back in 2008 during one of his eternal inferno demonic bids for the Presidency:

Foreign Affairs Magazine Jan/Feb 2008 – By Michael Huckabee, aka The Wicked One:

The Bush administration has properly said that it will not take the military option for dealing with Iran off the table. Neither will I. But if we do not put other options on the table, eventually a military strike will become the only viable one. And nothing would make bin Laden happier than this outcome; he would welcome war between the United States and Iran. Indeed, al Qaeda and Iran seek control of the same territory: what Iran envisions as its Shiite crescent is a large part of what would be the Sunni caliphate that al Qaeda seeks to create from Spain to Indonesia. Both Iran and al Qaeda seek not just to dominate Israel but to destroy it and control the Palestinians. And I will not waver in standing by our ally Israel. The main difference between these two enemies is that al Qaeda is a movement that must be destroyed, whereas Iran is a nation that just has to be contained…..

Another way to contain Iran is through diplomacy. We must be as aggressive diplomatically as we have been militarily since 9/11. We must intensify our diplomatic efforts with China, India, Russia, South Korea, and European states and persuade them to put more economic pressure on Iran. These countries have been far more interested in pursuing profit than preventing proliferation. They must realize that if the United States does end up taking military action, they will bear some responsibility for having failed to maximize peaceful options.

Our experience in Iraq offers a valuable lesson for how to proceed in Iran. Since we overthrew Saddam, we have learned that we invaded an imaginary country, because we relied at the time on information that was out of date and on longtime exiles who exaggerated the good condition of Iraq’s infrastructure, the strength of its middle class, and the secular nature of its society. We would have received better information if we had had our own ambassador in Baghdad. Before we put boots on the ground elsewhere, we had better have wingtips there first.

Many Iranians are well disposed toward us. On 9/11, there was dancing in the streets in parts of the Muslim world but candlelit vigils and mourning in Tehran. When we invaded Afghanistan, Iran helped us, especially in our dealings with the Northern Alliance. Hoping for better bilateral relations, Tehran wanted to join us against al Qaeda. The CIA and the State Department supported this partnership, but some in the White House and the Pentagon did not. After President Bush included Iran in the “axis of evil,” everything went downhill fast.

Whereas there can be no rational dealings with al Qaeda, Iran is a nation-state seeking regional clout and playing the game of power politics we understand and can skillfully pursue. We cannot live with al Qaeda, but we might be able to live with a contained Iran. Iran will not acquire nuclear weapons on my watch. But before I look parents in the eye to explain why I put their son’s or daughter’s life at risk, I want to do everything possible to avoid conflict. We have substantive issues to discuss with Tehran. Recent direct negotiations about Iraq have not been productive because they have not explored the full range of issues. We have valuable incentives to offer Iran: trade and economic assistance, full diplomatic relations, and security guarantees.

Now to put this in context and understand how this Lucifer’s mind works – in 2008 Mike Mephistopheles Huckabee (no doubt with input from his campaign staff made up of rebellious angels) obviously felt Diablo needed some gravitas, so they drafted for the Beast an awfully sensible sounding essay. But now we are 2015 and Gods various chosen ones are competing for mortal air, the same oxygen that is being sucked out of the room by the Stupidparty wrecking ball called Donald Trump. Naturally the Author of all Sin must up the anti in order to seek the attention of an ever more bigoted and Zombified base. Yes it is a theoretically a win win win for our Leviathan fiend:

1) Our Shaitan Yama desperately needs money – well guess who has more money than God (what would he spend it on anyway):

85 Billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 2.5b people, they have already bought up the political process –yet none of this enough. Politically, right now it looks like the Oligarchs may have won.  Yet all they want is more, more, more –because many of these people are just greedy narcissistic bastards. We know that trickle up works better than trickle down– yet anybody who makes even a minor effort to address the unsustainable income discrepancy trends is evidently like Hitler –threatening to march these moochers off  to the Ovens.

Tom Perkins Billionaire He wrote a letter in the Wall Street Journal explaining that progressive attacks on today’s so-called “1 percent”—the “rich”—are just like the Nazis’ attacks on their 1 percent—the Jews. Steven Schwarzman has said that Obama’s plan to tax the income of venture capitalists, hedge fund and private equity mangers like everybody else’s, and not as capital gains, is like Hitler invading Poland. Leon Cooperman has pointed out that you know who else came to power amidst an economic crisis. And no, he wasn’t talking about Ronald Reagan.Ken Langone  (Home Depot) “Because if you go back to 1933, with different words, this is what Hitler was saying in Germany. You don’t survive as a society if you encourage and thrive on envy or jealousy.”

2) These billionaires have bought the political process to the point of owning it -hence their henchman speak in tongues:


3) All this money, all this political corruption, all this fake Journalism -well it has worked -since 67% of the Stupidparty base can no longer think critically and thus will not think twice (or even once) about these odious Hitler analogies.

Beelzebub Benghazi Bile.

Again all critical thinkers understand the whole Benghazi game. Just find a way of keeping this invented scandal going through the 2016 election cycle. There is barely any pretense about this. But our “enfant terrible” – well he is just not bound by any concept of right or wrong, had the following to say:

“Whether ignoring the warning calls from dying Americans in Benghazi or conveniently ignoring basic State Department security policies, Hillary puts selfish political self-preservation above anything else”

Does this “father of lies” not see how transparent he is? “Political self-preservation”? A true Christian would understand that God can read his mind, unless this mind happens to be the “Old Serpents”  mind. Where the Hell does Huckabee think he will slithering in his afterlife years? Just in case any one has forgotten—the Benghazi affair is dead – as per the following findings:


But being dead is just the beginning for the Zombie crowd, and who better to flog a dead horse back to life, other than the extraordinarily well financed Stupidparty fake journalism machine.

Mike Huckabee would like to discuss Values. OK…Angels

Mike Huckabee who happily helped whip up the Racist Birther movement now wants to hand out parenting advice to the Obama’s. Mike Huckabee should not have opened up this can of worms – but he started it by saying:Before we get onto respective parenting skills, let us just deal with the hypocrisy first:

The former Arkansas Governor has performed a sexually charged song on his Fox News show. Huckabee played the bass for singer Ted Nugent on the song Cat Scratch Fever. Here are some of the lyrics to the song:

“Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand; they know they gettin’ it from me. They know just where to go when they need their lovin’ man; they know I’m doin’ it for free.”

So having dealt with that, let’s look at Mike Huckabee’s parenting skills.

“With the First Lady so concerned about making sure her daughters’ bellies don’t ingest unhealthy food, how can she let their brains ingest obnoxious and toxic mental poison in the form of song lyrics?

…..they don’t see anything that might not be suitable for either a preteen or a teen in some of the lyrical content and choreography of Beyoncé, who has sort of a regular key to the door” of the White House.

Abused Dog

 “Back in 1998, when Huckabee was Arkansas governor, his son David and David’s friend Clayton Frady were fired from jobs at a Boy Scout camp. Why? Because they hung a stray dog by its neck, slit its throat, and stoned it to death. (This same son was convicted in 2007 for bringing a loaded .40 Glock handgun and a 9-round clip through airport security. He was also Homecoming King at Arkansas State.)”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_HuckabeeBut Huckabee does not stop at going after the Obama’s or Beyonce, but her Husband too.”Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?”So if he had been white would Huckabee be using such inflammatory language – just imagine if it had been Obama’s kids slitting the throat of a dog – there would be a good old-boy call for a lynching. But since Mike Huckabee wants to run on a “Values” platform – and since he has chosen to allow the floodgates to open – lets go right at him:

Family Guy Stupidparty

The Birther (although he denies it).
Huckabee: I would love to know more. What I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, very different than the average American. When he gave the bust back to the Brits–Malzberg: Of Winston Churchill.Huckabee: The bust of Winston Churchill, a great insult to the British. But then if you think about it, his perspective as growing up in Kenya with a Kenyan father and grandfather, their view of the Mau Mau Revolution in Kenya is very different than ours because he probably grew up hearing that the British were a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather.

Mike Huckabee has claimed that he “simply misspoke when I alluded to President Obama growing up in ‘Kenya’ and meant to say Indonesia.” Numerous media figures have noted that Huckabee’s defense is implausible: he made the false assertion twice, said Obama grew up “with a Kenyan father and grandfather,” and claimed that learning about Kenya’s Mau Mau Rebellion led Obama to develop a deep-seated hatred of the British. (Birtherism is a euphemism for racist)

The Creationist (Most Christian religions accept science—hence, their willingness to take medicines, etc.; the creationist stuff is somewhat peculiar to evangelicals and their ilk.)

“It does not embarrass me one bit to let you know that I believe Adam and Eve were real people.”

Legitimate Rape

Mike Huckabee on Women:
“A wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.”  Rape has created some great people:
“Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape,” Huckabee said of the late American gospel singer. One-time presidential candidate Huckabee added: “I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.”Sinners must be punished—even if they are 5 years old.
When asked about how God could allow the Newtown massacre, Huckabee mused:

“It’s an interesting thing. We ask why there’s violence in our schools but we’ve systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage? Because we’ve made it a place where we do not want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability. That we’re not just going to have to be accountable to the police, if they catch us, but we stand one day before a holy God in judgment . . . Maybe we ought to let [God] in on the front end and we would not have to call him to show up when it’s all said and done at the back end.”

Sinners must be punished.
“According to a recent guest on Fox & Friends, Christians are unfairly accused of being stupid. One has to look no further than Fox News to see why rational people might have this opinion. As part of their advocacy for the religious right, Fox News provides a platform for the discredited theory of ‘intelligent design’ (Bill O’Reilly), revisionist religiously based history curriculums (Fox & Friends) and outright hatred of atheists (Eric Bolling). And while Fox’s Mike Huckabee doesn’t appear to lack cognitive processes, those processes can result in amazingly, extraordinarily, and stupendously STUPID statements such as those he made regarding the horrific massacre in Aurora, Colorado. While the motivation for the shooting is not known, it is probable that the shooter was exhibiting ideation related to mental-health issues. In linking the behavior to other societal problems (including, he believes, abortion), Mike Huckabee attributes it to—ready for it—sin! Yup, you heard it right.”

Public Education Agenda.
“I almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all Americans would be forced—forced at gunpoint, no less—to listen to every David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I wish it’d happen.”“David Barton is an Evangelical Christian who tries to spread a warped version of American history where our founding is based entirely on Christian values, and separation of church and state doesn’t exist.”More expertise in U.S. history–The Right Field (blog).
“During the Republican debate, Mike Huckabee said he believes one of the defining issues facing the country is the sanctity of human life. Arguing that the issue is of historical importance, he invoked the Declaration of Independence’s rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and said that most of the signers of the declaration were clergymen.

“Not even close.

“Only one of the 56 was an active clergyman, and that was John Witherspoon.”

Expert on the pivotal point of the Constitution.
“It’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than trying to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.”

On Immigration
America has to import so many workers because “for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.”  

Capital Punishment fine for nonbelievers.
When Huckabee was in Arkansas, managing death row and others seeking parole, inmates soon discovered that being reborn again was the way to the governor’s heart, even serial rapists like Wayne Dumond—who, against the pleadings of the victims, gets released only to kill again.

Huckabee had a lot of other reasons to keep Dumond in prison, too. Another woman wrote him that Dumond had raped her mother, when she was 3 years old and sleeping in bed with her—and threatened the mother that he would rape and kill the 3 year old if the mom did not cooperate. A third woman wrote Huckabee that Dumond raped her at knifepoint, and added, “I feel that if he is released it is only a matter of time before he commits another crime and fear that he will not leave a witness to testify against him the next time.”

So why was he so determined that Dumond be released? How could he ignore all of these heartfelt pleas? Well, a preacher friend of his ministered to Dumond in prison, and believed his claim that he was born-again. Huckabee commuted or pardoned over 669 prisoners, including 12 murderers—10 times as many as Bill Clinton did over 9 years, and more than all of the larger states surrounding Arkansas put together –as long as they claimed to be born-again Christians, or worked at the governor’s mansion, or played in the prison band.

Expert On Religion, as the only Candidate with a Theology degree:
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told the Christian Broadcasting Network he had a theology degree, he told voters in Iowa he had a theology degree, he repeated the claim in last month’s CNN YouTube debate … but, his campaign now says, it was not true.
(I guess while he was not doing Theology he came to believe that Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil were brothers: Now I realize that the Mormon go to Prophet Joseph Smith was a charlatan, but that does not excuse a self defined expert from talking non sense.)

Purificazione del Tempio

Expert on Jesus’s values.
“He was investigated 16 times and cited five times by the Arkansas Ethics Commission for violating ethics rules. Two of those citations were for cash that the governor or his wife accepted but did not report. Huckabee’s gifts peaked at $112,000 in 1999, including $23,000 worth of clothing; over half of that was given by one businessman, whom Huckabee appointed to a state board.”Jesus says cover up your sins and all will be forgiven.
“And shortly before leaving office, Huckabee took all of the money in the governor’s emergency fund and spent it destroying the hard drives of over 100 computers in the governor’s office, to protect what he called ‘the privacy’ of the contents. (Since he was planning a race for president, and many of his other scandals were documented by memos and emails, many observers considered it to be a preemptive cover-up.) The new governor literally had to find and spend $335,000 just to replace the destroyed hard drives and computers. And then there was not a penny left in the emergency fund—designed to pay for extra expenses during hurricanes, tornados, etc.—for the last six months of the fiscal year.”Jesus says preaching bigotry in my name is great.
“He now claims that years of his sermons were destroyed in a church remodeling, and he had 100 computer hard drives destroyed—literally crushed—when he left the governor’s office. Even so, we know some of his radical views. He said in 1992 that AIDS victims should be ‘isolated,’ and the government shouldn’t fund research; instead, he wanted Madonna and Elizabeth Taylor to pay for the studies. He does not believe in evolution, thinks Adam and Eve were actual people, and refuses to say whether women should be allowed to be preachers.”

 A Sociopathic Liar for Jesus.
“Huckabee has taken to repeating the lie that President Obama is a God-hating God-hater, who refuses to say the word ‘Creator’ when quoting from the Declaration of Independence.”

What sort of person lies when he must know that we keep records of virtually everything the President says?

Jesus looked upon his young single male disciples and wept.
“My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: ‘Jesus wept.’”

But can Jesus forgive Huckabee for being an ignorant, ethically challenged hypocrite?
“Five people in robes said they are bigger than the voters of CA and Congress combined. And bigger than God. May he forgive us all.”

Yes all is forgiven because God wants me to be President:
This was Huckabee’s response when pressed to explain why he was surging in the Polls back in the 2007 Presidential primaries:

HUCKABEE: There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people. (Applause) That’s the only way that our campaign can be doing what it’s doing. And I’m not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has. And it defies all explanation, it has confounded the pundits. And I’m enjoying every minute of them trying to figure it out, and until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out. And it’s probably just as well. That’s honestly why it’s happening.

Will the real Christians (people who follow the Teachings of Jesus Christ) please stand up, be counted and get out of the Stupidparty.

Does it not strike you as odd that the type of people we see lecturing us about Christianity are the very last people who should be lecturing us about Christianity: Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Alan Keyes, Billy Graham’s son, Glen Beck (Mormon), the Stupidparty-loving evangelicals, various misogynist old white fart Roman Catholic bishops.

Hallelujah the new Pope is a Christian – can you believe it? Where are the Catholic nuns, where is Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Desmond Tutu? How about the archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Episcopalian Church? Why do we never hear from the good guys, the good Christians, Christians who can actually identify with Jesus Christ, speak his words, and live his actions?